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En un fuerte viene el vigia hi le dice al capitan
Capitan capitan que vienen los indios
pero son amigos ho enemigos
parecen que son amigos
vienen todos juntos
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En un fuerte viene el vigia hi le dice al capitan
Capitan capitan que vienen los indios
pero son amigos ho enemigos
parecen que son amigos
vienen todos juntos
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que borrachera que tengo hoy nos hemos asado unas carnes con unos amigos hi estoy que nos hemos fumado un porrito hi unos vinitos que estoy que paque que vien que estamos sin crisi hi nada con mucho travajo....................... .............................. .............................. .............................. .............................. .............................. .............................. .............................. .............................. .............................. .............................. .............................. .............................. .............................. .............................. .............................. .............................. .............................. .............................. .............................. .............................. ........................
El monaguillo que va a confesarse y le dice al cura.
Padre que me he acostado con una mujer y quiero el perdón.
El cura le pregunta dime con quien, el contesta no se lo puedo decir.
El cura insiste fue con María, el monaguillo contesta no.
Fura con Eva, no
Fue con Rosana, no
Con ángeles, no
Con roció, no
Y así le nombro a muchas.
Finalmente el cura le dice como no me dices con quien fue no te puedo perdonar.
Tienes que estar 4 meses rezando y cuando vuelvas me dices con quien si quieres el perdón.
El monaguillo se va tan contento y al encontrarse con el otro monaguillo este le pregunta que te ha dao.
A lo que le responde con mucha alegría 4 meses de vacaciones y una lista con todas las putas del pueblo.
Saludos. JU
Padre que me he acostado con una mujer y quiero el perdón.
El cura le pregunta dime con quien, el contesta no se lo puedo decir.
El cura insiste fue con María, el monaguillo contesta no.
Fura con Eva, no
Fue con Rosana, no
Con ángeles, no
Con roció, no
Y así le nombro a muchas.
Finalmente el cura le dice como no me dices con quien fue no te puedo perdonar.
Tienes que estar 4 meses rezando y cuando vuelvas me dices con quien si quieres el perdón.
El monaguillo se va tan contento y al encontrarse con el otro monaguillo este le pregunta que te ha dao.
A lo que le responde con mucha alegría 4 meses de vacaciones y una lista con todas las putas del pueblo.
Saludos. JU
Por que las mujeres del pueblo ponen un condon en la ventana?
Dime gorilla aisenjuer hi todos los foreros de quesada aber si lo sabeis
Dime gorilla aisenjuer hi todos los foreros de quesada aber si lo sabeis
Vale para queno hos calenteis mucho buestros cabezones
Para que no entre el Polvo
Para que no entre el Polvo